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We have our first preview tonight so we've decided that now is the time to prove your comment skills in our very first VICTOR AND GORD ticket competition! Win tickets to the show for this FRIDAY 19th FEB at Project Arts Centre.


It's easy - just answer the question below in the comments box and the best/funniest/most inventive/unique/amazing answer wins a pair of tickets to see the show! 


WHAT IS JASON TALKING ABOUT IN THIS VIDEO???





11 comments:

  1. At first I thought he was admitting to a secret weakness for McDonalds but when he mentioned putting clothes back on that totally threw me. Is he talking about getting a tattoo?

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  2. Fake tanning! He's a tanorexic, which is a proper illness of course.

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  3. that's quite a lot of growth to be getting a bsc wax every two weeks!

    glossary
    bsc = back sack & crack

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  4. Hi Jason,

    I'm just writing to say that we really miss seeing you down the Office (it might seem strange to you that we call it an office but after all we do work there!) it's been a few weeks and we miss the craic we'd have with you. And the crack you'd show as we get down to business. Oh, STOP, I shouldn't even be saying that. How UNPROFESSIONAL.

    Anyway to cut a mildly inappropriate note short, myself and the girls just wanted to say we really miss giving the regular BSC + FakeBake combo and think you should pop back in for a top up. We're worried how hairy and pale you might be and as I said we do miss the banter with ya. Pop in soon and I'll even throw in a free wax for a friend. Oh we are good to you.

    Lots of love,

    Maisy and all the Girls at the BSC Fake Bake Emporium, George's St.

    p.s. was that your leopard print thong we found in the tanning booth a few weeks? I reckon it belongs to Angela's fella but she's afraid to admit it. You know what she's like!

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  5. im guessing hes taliking about going into an elderly ladies house. this particular elderly lady likes it when spiffing tanned young men try on her underware, she sits there in her floral onesie on a lounger while spiffing young men come out and help the enlderly lady act out her fettish. there are other parts to this that the elderly lady doesnt choose to happen but some men ask to pay her to treat them dirty, im guessing thats what jay does! his fettish would be when the elderly lady puts pink waffers in his pants but that costs him but its a nice way to start the day!!

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